December 2009
33 posts
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Beauty School Mad libs.
HOW TO ENJOY YOURSELF ON THE BEACH When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of ejaculation, lots of suntan vagina, and a couple of folding lamp posts Then you put on your candy thong so you can get a beautiful pink to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your left testicle . If you want exercise, you can find some hos to...
Dec 19th
Today I embark on my day an a half adventure
to Boise, Idaho. My bus leaves at 10:50 pm arriving in San Francisco at midnight. Leave 1am to SLC and on to  boise the next night. Wish me luck.
Dec 19th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Dec 11th
Listeniamapiper: Party Over Here - Atmosphere
Dec 10th
tosay is going to be a wonderful day
you know when you wake up and you just feel great and hopefully my po calls me to tell me im free today. if not tomorrow for sure!
Dec 10th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
ohhh my bumm
the downside of biking? falling.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
aha i miss pissing people off
now that im always at school or work i dont have the opportunity much. but i just refused to move on my bike for a guy making a right turn because he could easily make it. and we got in an argument and i told him i was fine where i was and that he had plenty of room and that i wasnt afraide to die and not to live his life in fear :]. mood: accomplished.
Dec 4th
Convince me to move to your city
ummwhat: synecdoche: lovelylulu: Come January 19th, I will have officially completed my work as an undergraduate.  I can go anywhere and do anything. I’m ready for change.  I’m ready for something new.  Something good.  No more fear of the future. I want to run headlong into chaos. move to brooklyn, we can up the punx and start a bike gang. move to bloomington, indiana. you can…go to...
Dec 3rd
drunken texts as a hoax
no more forhead kisses as a coax.
Dec 3rd
why is it that 2009 was so bad?
after 08? thats all i hear lately. well we’ve got a few more days. and theres only two ways this year can go.
Dec 3rd
I hate trying so hard to grow up.
Then turning around having my friends, who are older than me, pull me back down. Horray for bad influences.
Dec 3rd
“Kill me in my thirties in the name of progress. Put me in the dirt and then...”
– atmosphere
Dec 3rd
“Trying to be friends with everybody will lead you to more enemies, and trying to...”
– (via margaretteftw) (via thelookoflove)
Dec 2nd
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You're not riding fast enough if your hood is...
Dec 2nd
“I don’t want garbage I want sprinkles!”
Dec 2nd